2nd Annual Mardi Pardi
Our Second Annual Mardi Gras Sunday Funday Celebrations will be happening Sunday February 15th 12pm-4pm. Join us for the celebration of Bacchus with food by 1472 Pizza and DJ set inspired by the 504. Drinks will be flowing, vibes will be immaculate!
This event is free and all-ages!
Laissez Les Bon Temp Rouler!
Mardi Pawdi with Dorcol & SNIPSA
Join us for Mardi Pawty 2026 at Ranch Motel on Saturday, February 21st.
Laissez les bon temps rouler with us!!
We are having a Mardi Gras Style Pet Parade and Costume Contest!! Sign up at DorcolEvents.com
The Celebration starts at 12:30pm with tons of pet fun, puppy adoptions with @SnipSA, pet vendors, Pawty Gras Pet Photo Booth, and more!!
After the Mardi Pawty Pet Parade, the pet costume contest will start. Prizes for best Mardi Gras Pet Costumes will be awarded.
Bring the Krewe and show off your beads, hats, and Pawty Gras outfits for the judges.
Local personalities will be hosting the event including SA Fashion Guru-Michael Quintanilla, Radio Personality-Hot Henrietta, and SA Pride's Autumn Summers.
Pawty Gras photographers will be on site by That ONE Shot Photography. Be sure to stop by the booth for that memorable Mardi Gras pet photo.
This a free event. So bring out your Krewe of Barkus and Meoux and join us a fun filled Pawty Gras afternoon.
This 6th Annual Mardi Pawty is sponsored by Dorcol Distilling+Brewing Co., 4 Paws Animal Hospital and Ranch Motel, in support of SNIPSA.
Let the good times roll and let's Pawdi Gras!!!
Super Bowl Sunday Open Play
Join us Sunday morning before the party to burn some calories! Open Play is 9am-12pm, $5 for Non-Members and FREE for RMLC Members!
The Tarot & Self Workshops
A seven-part workshop series to reconnect with your inner wisdom through the
language of Tarot. Each gathering offers a different doorway into self-knowledge —
exploring your life path, relationships, and the energies that shape your present
moment. No experience with Tarot is needed. You’ll learn through reflection, simple
spreads, and shared conversation in a small, supportive circle.
The Tarot & Self Workshops
A seven-part workshop series to reconnect with your inner wisdom through the
language of Tarot. Each gathering offers a different doorway into self-knowledge —
exploring your life path, relationships, and the energies that shape your present
moment. No experience with Tarot is needed. You’ll learn through reflection, simple
spreads, and shared conversation in a small, supportive circle.
NYE RANCH PRE-GAME
Join us with our friends from Live Oak Vodka and Lone Star on New Year’s Eve to Pre-Game the night!
Book a room, grab some bites from Milpa, dance to some tunes by DJ Stevie and enjoy libations from our bar before you find your midnight spot, whether it’s out in the city or cozy in bed.
The Tarot & Self Workshops
A seven-part workshop series to reconnect with your inner wisdom through the
language of Tarot. Each gathering offers a different doorway into self-knowledge —
exploring your life path, relationships, and the energies that shape your present
moment. No experience with Tarot is needed. You’ll learn through reflection, simple
spreads, and shared conversation in a small, supportive circle.
Holiday Pickleball Free Open Play
Join us on Monday, 12/22 5-9pm for a FREE Holiday themed Open Play.
Come dressed in your most festive holiday getup!
Enjoy Happy Hour specials all night long. Silvano’s Birria will be slinging some of his award-winning tacos.
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No outside drinks are permitted. Paddle and ball rentals are available. Please check-in when you arrive!
Cookie Swap with Lefty's Breakfast Sando Pop Up
Get ready to swap cookies, brunch, and enjoy good vibes at our Second Annual Winter Solstice gathering - it's going to be sweet!
It's that time of year! Join us for our Second Annual Winter Solstice Cookie Swap + Brunch!
Come join us at the Ranch Motel & Leisure Club on December 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM for a morning filled with delicious cookies, coffee, and tasty breakfast sandwiches from Lefty's Burger Club (AKA - Matt)
Bring your favorite holiday cookies to swap with others and enjoy a relaxing brunch with friends and family. It's the perfect way to celebrate the winter solstice and spread some holiday cheer. Only rules to participate in the swap are that you bring 12 and take 12. BYO container!
As always, The Ranch Motel has your adult beverages covered! Make sure to pay them a visit as well!
Set up, coffee / breakfast - 10am
Swap 11'ish
Free to hang or leave at your leasure after the swap has ended!
Hope to see you! - Ellyn and Matt
Winter Solstice
Join us in celebrating the Winter Solstice with drinks, food and a special evening with Camilla Carbone. Camilla will be hosting a special Winter Solstice Tarot & The Self workshop to bring in the new year.
Bexar Athletic Club Christmas Party & Toy Drive
WolfPack x Bexar Athletic Club Christmas Party
-XMas Light Run
-Shoe Demo by Fleet Feet
-Toy Drive benefiting Haven for Hope
The Tarot & Self Workshops
A seven-part workshop series to reconnect with your inner wisdom through the
language of Tarot. Each gathering offers a different doorway into self-knowledge —
exploring your life path, relationships, and the energies that shape your present
moment. No experience with Tarot is needed. You’ll learn through reflection, simple
spreads, and shared conversation in a small, supportive circle.
Merry Mezcal Mixer with Mezintenz
Join for an evening of specialty cocktails, delicious sips and mouthwatering bites. Our friends from Mezintenz will be here sampling sips of Chinga Quedito Mezcal. SA Fuze will be cooking up some awesome food to pair with your cocktails. Mezintenz will also be hosting a sweater contest, so come in your best get up for some sweet prizes!
PROPERTY CLOSED FOR PRIVATE EVENT
Ranch Motel’ entire property will be closed to the public and RMLC Members Sunday 11/30 3pm to Thursday 12/4 12pm for a full property buyout.
The Tarot & Self Workshops
A seven-part workshop series to reconnect with your inner wisdom through the
language of Tarot. Each gathering offers a different doorway into self-knowledge —
exploring your life path, relationships, and the energies that shape your present
moment. No experience with Tarot is needed. You’ll learn through reflection, simple
spreads, and shared conversation in a small, supportive circle.
El Marchante & Viaje Present Record Sale with Guest DJs
Join us for a record sale with DJ’s and food by Chef Yoshi
The Tarot & Self Workshops
A seven-part workshop series to reconnect with your inner wisdom through the
language of Tarot. Each gathering offers a different doorway into self-knowledge —
exploring your life path, relationships, and the energies that shape your present
moment. No experience with Tarot is needed. You’ll learn through reflection, simple
spreads, and shared conversation in a small, supportive circle.
The Tarot & Self Workshops
A seven-part workshop series to reconnect with your inner wisdom through the
language of Tarot. Each gathering offers a different doorway into self-knowledge —
exploring your life path, relationships, and the energies that shape your present
moment. No experience with Tarot is needed. You’ll learn through reflection, simple
spreads, and shared conversation in a small, supportive circle.
Namaste Yoga with Jess B
Get ready to flow and find your weekend bliss with an Easy Soul Flow Yoga!
This is your chill session calling at Ranch Motel. We're matching gentle yoga poses with the rhythmic, soulful beats of instrumental hip-hop and soul to create a movement experience that's both grounding and energizing. Expect moments of deep release and a renewed, heightened feeling that sets you up for an amazing weekend.
Afterward, treat yourself to curated snacks designed to complement your renewed energy. Step into the weekend feeling light, refreshed, and completely recharged.
Book your spot and renew your weekend feels! Ranch Motel
Halloween & Dia De Los Muertos Specials
Join us for a weekend full of spooks and sips with room specials, bar specials and a good time.
Stay with us for three days and receive 31% off your stay with promo code RANCHBESPOOKY
Friday 10/31
Happy Hour Available 3-5pm
Food by Tacos Cucuy 5-9pm
Jams by Ken Kilo 5-8pm
Bar Open 11am-10pm
Upstairs Open 6pm-12am
Saturday 11/1
Yoga with Jess B 10am Ranch Motel
Food by Silvano’s 6-9pm
Bar Open 11am-10pm
Upstairs Open 6pm-12am
Sunday 11/2
Vegan Market featuring food and a variety of vendors 12-4pm
The Tarot & Self Workshop Series 10am-12pm The Ranch Workshop Series INFO.pdf - Google Drive
Bar Open 11am-8pm
Halloween Pickleball Open Play
Join us for a FREE Halloween Pickleball Open Play!
Dress up in your best spooky attire - costumes, creepy accessories, or anything festive (just wear proper shoes!!)
Happy Hour Specials at the bar from 3-9pm
Open play is based on first come, first serve. Please be respectful to others and mindful of sharing the courts.
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Monster Mash & Smash Pickleball Tournament
About this event
Join us at The Ranch Motel for a frighteningly good time! This doubles tournament will surely be one to remember. Come in costume as we will have a prize for best costume!
Funds raised from this tournament will go towards our Season of Giving. What is Season of Giving? Season of Giving is a time where we provide Thanksgiving meals to those in crisis, the elderly, and special needs families in San Antonio, as well as Christmas presents to children and teens in San Antonio.
Come out, and dink, mash, and smash your way to helping those in San Antonio!
CLOSED FOR PRIVATE EVENT
The entire property will be closed for a full private property buy-out
SALSA Cook Off
Ranch Motel and San Antonio Latino Sauce Assembly (aka SALSA) are teaming up to host a salsa cook off to raise funds and awareness for cancer research!
Please reach out to salsacookoff@gmail.com to become a competitor!
Purchase tickets here Puro Salsa Cook-Off | October 04, 2025